Archie Andrews

**Archie Andrews** is a recurring Riverdale call-in character who asks Bingo for advice as familiar comic-book relationships become increasingly strange adult problems. His first archived storyline concerns attending both Betty’s and Veronica’s Thanksgiving dinners without either discovering the arrangement.

Bingo’s advice helped transform Riverdale into a weeks-long town-wide orgy that Archie later needed help ending. Subsequent calls follow Archie’s effort to create a distinctive OnlyFans brand, his frustration that other Riverdale residents were outperforming him, and his eventual decision to close the account.

Calls and appearances

• Episode 276: Restaurant Cosplay — (Call Moment - YouTube) — Archie Andrews asked how to attend both Betty’s and Veronica’s Thanksgiving dinners; Bingo proposed changing outfits and shuttling between houses before the plan devolved into sex with Jughead and a request for Urkel’s number.
• Episode 288: Various Monsters Including Baboo — (Call Moment - YouTube) — Archie Andrews called from a Riverdale-wide orgy to ask Bingo what everyone should do next, prompting broad and explicit advice about consensual sexual activities.
• Episode 291: Bingo’s Being A Mom — (Call Moment - YouTube) — Archie Andrews thanked Bingo for helping Riverdale start a weeks-long town orgy and asked how to stop it; Bingo instructed everyone to stand up and put their pants back on.
• Episode 311: Bubble Gum Content — (Call Moment - YouTube) — Archie Andrews asked Bingo for advice on finding a distinctive brand for his OnlyFans account while comparing himself with other Riverdale characters.
• Episode 315: Norfin Streetware — (Call Moment - YouTube) — Archie Andrews complained that the rest of Riverdale was outperforming his OnlyFans and announced that he was closing the account.
• Episode 322: Jetsons Style — (Call Moment - YouTube) — In a fictional character call, Archie Andrews describes Euphoria characters moving into Riverdale. Bingo initially suggests neighborly support, but Archie reveals that he is jealous of their attention. The conversation turns into an absurd dark-web joke; no real performer identity or real criminal activity is inferred.
• Episode 322: Jetsons Style — (Call Moment - YouTube) — Archie Andrews calls back during the sign-off to continue the fictional dark-web storyline with Reggie. The deliberately absurd human-trafficking premise is a character gag, not a verified transaction or practical advice.